Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Tomorrow is MY Birthday.
For the First Time! a Guest Blogger has been formally invited (sorta just told) to write my Birthday Post.
a.) Has afforded himself a lifestyle, which requires him to write an email once each month. That email is rarely more than 6 words long. Those 6 words, are typically not capitalized and finish without punctuation.
b.) He does not have a Facebook page, he is oblivious to where the photos are stored on our computer and it took 13 months for him to Comment on my blog.
c.) In our Self-written Wedding Vows,
His Opening Line:
"Tru Stories, I love you so much... It's Stupid."
(That is an unaltered Fact.)
d.) If I sent This Man a Text Message which read:
Can you run to the store, Tink needs more Chocolate Milk and I am losing my mind over it! Plus Coco would like some cookies. And I am about to give both girls a bath. BTW- The Kid got a great report card!
His reply would read:
e.) I have received anniversary cards, which have been signed, simply... "Love Ya."
f.) Typing and letter forming skills aside...
This Man is deeply emotional To.The.Extreme.
If I were to ask (plead for a compliment) for him to "Tell me Something Nice".
His Reply may be:
"Ummmm... Let me think.....
Uhhh... Dinner was good tonight.
And... Um... I like your legs."
It's like living with a Hallmark Card.
You are NOT gonna wanna miss this.
Tomorrow, Coach will write my Birthday Post.
I am BOTH nervous and totally giddy.
Let's try to remember,
there would be NO forum, which could have afforded you the opportunity, to write 412 Comments on how "Super Cute" (puke in my mouth) Flag Girl is... without the author of Tru Stories...