I am taking a brief blog moment, to inform you,
I no longer like you.
I no longer desire to be your friend.
If there was a 'Dislike' button on your blog, I would click it 3 separate times in a day. Maybe 4. Possibly 5.
I shall never vacation with you again.
That is... if we were ever invited back.
Holla Back Sweetbreads and Warhol!
I still find your children adorable, yet Tink will no longer be allowed to play with your girls, as I would feel guilty if Punkin and Shortcake repeated back the swear words I had maliciously spewed about their mother.
Your smile is like bug repellent.
Your laughter is repugnant.
I do not care for you. I feel contempt for your presence in my family. I loathe the very idea of you. You are an abomination on my existence.
In related news....
Yesterday, I registered for the 5:00pm Heat,
of the Warrior Race.