New Toilet from Menards: $140.00
Phone call to a Professional Plumber: 6 minutes
Coach's guesstimated length of Installation:
1 maybe 2 hours.
Duration Plumber was actually in my home:
Just shy of 6 hours.
Number of other Professionals, called in as Reinforcements, to cut several feet of old corroded pipe, dig up crawl space and replace all with new:
4 Other Men.
Strength of Assumption that
5 Men x 6 Hours can NOT = Cheap:
Likelihood White Porcelain is the only Shiny thing I will now receive for my Birthday next week:
Close to 100%
Title only meant as a clever play on words. We are very happy with their work and it is certainly not their fault we chose to live in a Money Pit for a priceless location and sentimental ties.