Coach: I'm gonna get up and go get that $198 Flatscreen TV from Wal-Mart.
Me: Go ahead. Do what you need to do.
Coach: Don't you think I should? That is a really awesome deal.
Me: I don't care what you do at 4:00am.
Just don't wake me up.
(4:35am). Alarm sounds.
Coach enthusiastically jumps out of bed.
Pumped and excited to get his TV.
I continue to sleep.
(5:45am). Coach returns.
Me: How'd it go?
(Trying to suppress my 'I told you so' Smile.)
Coach: What a bleepin joke! People had been waiting there since 9:00pm the night before? I didn't even have a chance. They should bleepin advertise that you have to spend the night there. It was bleepin ridiculous. People were crazy acting! What a waste of my bleepin time. I will never do that bleep again.
Me: Some lessons, just have to be learned.
Coach: Bleep that.
We went back to sleep.