Sunday Funday

This week, Grandma, retired.
As the Director of Catholic Education, at our Church.
Grandma, has big retirement plans of...
being a Grandma.
To 13 children!
We are thrilled, for her to flourish in her new job.



Therefore, on this, her first free Sunday, I would like to be the first to wish her a long and happy retirement.

As for the rest of us...
Open Season on Sinning!
Bring on the public debauchery.
Welcome, all corruption.
Throw out your morals.
We are free, to embrace our depraved and warped souls.

Without, her 'standing' in the church,
this family may officially become the utterly reprehensible individuals we have been suppressing for years.

Go ahead, public...
Come at us with your bribes, your dishonesty, your perverse and rotten ideals.

Today, is the first Sunday, of the rest of our lives.

Seriously,
Congrats, Grandma, on your accomplishment.
Your work and teachings have touched MANY lives.
We are grateful, there are women like you, to guide children, on their path.
You, have left a lasting impact, on the people of this congregation.
Including us, and most recently,
our son.

Thanks.
We appreciate you.