Thursday, July 7, 2011

Zach Galifianakis....

had a few very funny quotes in a recent issue of Rolling Stone. I thought I would happily share and thankfully refresh the screen away from my disgusting blister (which actually scared the woman performing my pedicure this evening. My apologies.)

Quotes from Zach G.
(the chubby guy from The Hangover)

-"At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?"

-"I was just reading on that the kid that had sex with his teacher died today, from high fiving."

-"My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told him that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings."

-"It took me the longest time to realize I was a procrastinator."

-"I have a lot of growing up to do... I realized that the other day, in my fort."

-"My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying
“you go girl” to myself."

-"This country is dumb, with all this crap going on, there should be a revolution happening. I would lead it but I just bought a hammock."


Unknown said...

Everyone of those quotes were so funny!

Arizona said...

I LOVE him... his stand up is all one liners just like those.