My version, of our day at the pool...
Me: Are you taking Punkin to the bathroom AGAIN?
The Mrs: Yep. I swear... The girl swallows half as much water, as she is swimming in.
Me: Coco isn't wearing a swim diaper.
The Mrs: I noticed....
Me: Well, I figure those swim diapers really don't hold the pee anyway... and I feel like we've had some pretty solid talks about not pooping in her swimsuit.
The Mrs: (disapproving silence)
Me: Coco, don't drop your cracker in the pool.
Me: Coco, don't eat that wet cracker.
Me: Coco, don't lick that boy's noodle. That's gross. (actually referring to a pool toy, though after the reprimand, I realized that last line is sound advice for several decades into the future.)
Not Exactly Overheard #4:
Me taking a chip, using said chip to scrap the extra nacho cheese off Coco's chin and then feeding her the same 'dipped' chip.
Final Assessment: Lovely day. Not relaxing, refreshing or calming but still a nice start to our summer.
***Footnote: Pictures stolen from Mrs's blog. If you desire a sweet, well written, more detailed version of our day, please stop by Life and Times....