Dear Aunt Jackie or Grandma-
One of you, purchased The Kid, an Earth and Science Encyclopedia a couple years back.
To refresh your memory, the title reads:
Earth & Space
A fascinating question and answer book featuring amazing facts about our world and the Universe.
Whomever is responsible,
We do not thank you.
Last night, he literally carried it from after school....until bed.
I can not tell you how many times he began a sentence with:
"Did you know..."
And how many times I nearly responded:
"For the love of all that is good and holy, I don't know and I don't care!!"
Please admit your guilt.
If he picks that book up again this evening, I will be calling you.
Then you, may have the opportunity to answer fascinating questions, such as:
How do astronauts wash themselves?
What is a white giant?
and the best one...
What will happen to your body, if you are sucked into a black hole?
In the last moments before you disappear forever into a black hole, the force of gravity would stretch your body apart until you are pulled into 'spaghettified" pieces.
I'll expect a confession, by 3:00pm today....have your Google warmed up and handy.
PS- If you get either of the girls' names in the Christmas exchange, please give them Barbies. I would rather watch Barbies kiss, than learn how people wash themselves in space.