While on the phone with my mother, I became frustrated, as I realized Coco had once again removed her own diaper.
Me: Ugh! Coco took off her diaper again. She really thinks she wants to be potty trained.
Grammy: Then train her! You are the only mother I know, who doesn't want to potty train her kids.
Me: I like to wait til they are totally ready. I hate cleaning accidents. It's better when they are really old enough to actually take themselves to the bathroom.
Grammy: Well Coco wants to be ready like her sista.
Me: She's not. The last thing I want to do, is take gross Coco, into a thousand public bathrooms.
Grammy: You're just gonna have to start training her. She's ready.
Me: She's sooo not... If you're not old enough, to figure out you can't LICK toilets, then you are definitely not old enough, to USE a toilet.
Grammy (hysterical laughter... because it's true.)