Friday, May 13, 2011

What the F#*% is This....????



Seriously.
I have found a few of these in our bathroom.
We have no idea, what they are.
And they freak us, the bleep out.
We want the name/species/dinosaur era...etc.

14 comments:

The Page Turner said...

If you are very lucky, it will eat your cat. Problem solved.

Tru Stories said...

I think it is safe to say,
with the cat, the crawl-space and now this bug/creature,

I have guaranteed, no one will ever visit our home again.

Good news for Coach and his collection of clothes/receipts/junk/bar chips...
on the side of his bed.

andrea said...

That is disgusting. i almost stopped eating my doritos. almost.

The Mrs. said...

Bugs like this give me the heebie jeebies. YUCK!

The Mrs. said...

Mystery solved: Scutigera coleoptrata. More commonly known as "house centipede". Life span as long as five years (and they can regrow legs that might have gotten stuck in a stick trap) and they hunt other insects and spiders.

I've run across one before as I pulled back the shower curtain, and now my nightmare have returned. *Shudder*

Munchkin said...

I just threw up

Tru Stories said...

FIVE YEARS????
Is that a fact?
That is the most awful thing I have ever read on this blog.

Anonymous said...

Dear Tru Stories, it seems to me we have hit a wall, have we peaked? When the unrealistic reach for Oprah...got reached, did the winds blow out of our sail? Don't get me wrong nobody could blame you, after all we have read the blog after blog of your bratty kids, your antisocial desire to lock up in your home and who wants to be married to somebody who is happy all the stinkin time? But please, whats next..."Does that look like a cavity?"or "What the hell did I get under my nail?", and by the way, your cleaver disguise does not keep mom from knowing what swear word that was. Actually, keep up the good work TS, I love visiting this place. remember, sometimes Im known as -Asshol.

Parker said...

I just saw two of those in my basement this week! GROSS!

The Page Turner said...

On the happy upside, maybe this is the perfect pet for your family. Name it, tell Tink it is the little puppy she has been wanting. It eats spiders. The bigger it grows, the more spiders it has been eating. It is a win, win for your family.

Tru Stories said...

Too-CriticalHol:
I realize this post, isn't my best work but I REALLY wanted to know what that bug was. And now, I am sorry I asked.

Chili said...

These things can fit into very tiny places.....Like ears and noses!

Anonymous said...

mMst likely it is an alien...breeding and biding time to mount their attach on the human race (starting with your house first). But like any good story, the twist is they have a weekness...and they will be defeated by a loving, normal family going about their day to day business.

That weakness of course will be Busch Light... something we use everyday, but may not think is benefitial in our lives, let alone beneficial to the fate of the human race.

And years from know, hollywood will make a movie of it, staring Tom Cruz or Mel Gibson.

Anyway the moral of the story is Drink more Busch Light at don't get mad at your husbans or your husbans friends for doing so...because we will eventually save the human race and have movies made after us for drinking busch light.

Coach said...

FACT!