A.) Ke$ha will guest star as herself, to perform her new single 'Blow' on a popular Nickelodeon series.
Proving: Obviously, I am not the only aunt in America, who finds Ke$ha's thought-provoking lyrics, appropriate for children.
B.) Quote: "At the end of your life, all the things you thought were periods, they turn out to be commas."
I refer to this segment as:
Deep Thoughts from Matthew McConaughey,
which actually seem to make sense.