I VERY happily bring to the world, the writings of an Honored Guest Blogger (my 'broder') Warhol:
I'll Have the Sweetbreads, please..
You came into my life, out of no where (a garage, in fact.) A very "odd place for such a classy lookin girl."... With your quiet wit, you quickly lazered in my full attention. I asked you on a date and you said YES!!... and then No... then YES!! again. After spending only a little time with you, I learned several important things:
You carry yourself with class
but are willing to down a Busch Light with the boys.
You prefer the finer restaurants
but loves Katsup on your Mac n Cheese.
Your eyes glaze over, when I recite the entire (Classic) "Hey Mikey" Life cereal commercial but you can name all of Brad and Angelina's children.
You are smart, funny, caring
All of this and more, is why I fell in love with you.
Now. It is time... to look towards Our Future.
"I said, I think that we can stay here,
Cause I feel our time has come.
And we can walk down to the ocean,
And sit with the rising sun.
So unpack your bags this instant,
No more running from town to town
And now that we've arrived so safely,
Baby you can..."
So... Erin Michelle Wrigley....
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