A totally random conversation between Coach and I.... completely out of the blue:
Me: You know my Uncle Jerry..? Did you know his middle name is Harry?
Me: Yep... Jerry Harry Wahl. Isn't that funny?
Coach: That's hilarious.
Me: I know....right?
Coach: What's George Washington's middle name?
Me: I have no idea. Why??
Coach: Because if his middle name started with an H, your uncle would have the same initials as George Washington.
Coach: GHW... they would be the same... ohhh.. Wait a minute... Jerry starts with..
Me: You know... maybe you shouldn't always vocalize your thought process... MAYBE sometimes, you should pause for a moment and just THINK your thought thru before actually saying it out loud...