I understand, she is pretty gross.
Yes, she licks tables, toys, people...
sometimes church pews or even the dog.
Maybe, I have caught her eating rocks
I suppose, you could say she HATES washing her face
or brushing her teeth.
Pony tails?? Ferget 'bout it.
All of that in consideration:
I still can NOT help but want to chew on her mouth.
Seriously. How pretty is she??
Especially, fast asleep.