Calmly eating at the dinner table.
Coco is sorta gross (typical).
The Kid is blabbing, blabbing (typical).
Tink is ignoring The Kid and adding her insight.
Suddenly Coach interrupts,
with his happy, smiley Coach voice:
Hey... is it weird that we are a family?
The Kid: What do you mean?
Coach: Is it weird to anyone that we are just a family? That I'm a Dad. I have a real job. That mom and I are married? That we have 3 kids.
Me: (deep sigh plus eyeroll)
The Kid (nervously): What are you talking about?
Coach: Is it just me then...? It's not weird to anyone else that we are grown with a family? That we are just eating dinner, like a family? No...? Just weird for me?
The Kid: What? Mom, why is he saying that?
Me: Because your Dad thinks he is young and sometimes it STILL surprises him that he is an adult.
Coach: I am still young. Isn't it just weird that we have 3 kids? Just sitting here eating dinner?
Coco (licks ranch dressing off her fingers)
Tink (totally ignores her father)
The Kid: Ohhhh... because Dad still acts 19??
Me: Maybe these are 30th birthday aftershocks.
Coach: Seriously... (he looks around)
It's not weird, we are married with 3 kids??