Note: Stop Here!
Please begin reading this series below.
Starting with "So this is the Real Story"
and moving up with Phase 1, then Phase 2..etc.
For the Full sarcastic Effect.
* In the month of February,
his birthday was mentioned on 3 Posts.
(remember, this is only the 10th)
* In the Past 30 hrs add an additional 6 posts, dedicated solely to the discussion of his birthday.
* Fetching 27 Comments and counting....
* I devoted countless wasted minutes/possibly hours, as I ignored my children even more than usual. Seriously cutting into my Streaming Wii Netflix hobby.
Operation Shut.Warhol.the.H.E.DoubleL.Up 4.1 Edition.
Did I ever tell you about this one time, the 'Crick' Flooded and we took the Silliest little pic of The Kid?!!
Could he be any cuter?!
Oh... One Last thing...
And. I'm. Out.