Monday, February 21, 2011

Chatting with Our Kids....

Tink: Mom, I lobe you in the day time.
Me: I also lobe you in the day time.
Tink: I lobe you in the night, when the sun is gone.
Me: I also lobe you in the night time.

(FYI- Honestly, we have never before, actually listed our love for each other in this format.)

Tink: I mostly lobe you, in our house. In dis house we libe in. I lobe you, in here, the berry most.
Me: I also lobe you in this house.

Flash to Coach's Worst Nightmare:
22 years later. Coach arrives home for lunch. Carrying our pre-ordered DQ bags. Finds us, on our opposite ends of the sectional couch. Blindly watching
'Jersey Shore Season 27: The Next Generation'.
With no hope for Tink's Marital Status or my rapidly growing rear-end.

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Coach: Kid, if you could pick any 3 friends, to go do something fun with tomorrow... Who would you pick? Answer, quick 3 names.
Kid: Six (cousin), Tre and Grammy.
Coach: Seriously? Grammy? Did you just say that?

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Me: Coco! Stop eating Wet-wipes!
Coco: (the garbled sound of a child eating wet-wipes.)

All Tru Stories....

4 comments:

The Page Turner said...
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The Page Turner said...

Did he just list me third? You just wrote that to keep him from looking like a dork! You know I was first.

Anonymous said...

Just make sure there is plenty of Diet Coke to wash down that DQ for lunch, and you wont have to worry about that rear end thing

Andrea said...

I think this should be a weekly segment.
I would list Grammy too, Kid!