* I've noticed, my blog gets several hits from various locations in England. In just one afternoon this week, 3 hits from 3 different English towns.
* There's a woman my mother knows, with a crush on my husband, though they've never met. Just from reading this blog... which is weird, since I frequently degrade, debase and ridicule my husband.
* I've recently discovered another blog entitled Tru Stories, which began one year ago. She posts approximately twice a month... about books... and she has over 300 Followers. Wha??
*The 87 Birthday posts are being reconsidered... as they are actually creatively difficult... especially for those whom never acknowledge the actual existence of the said post.
* Another follower recently asked why I do not have a book deal and then proceeded to point out other blog writers, who have book deals... though they seem sorta lame and my extended family seems sorta awesome? Is it possibly because I drop the F##$ bomb and my youngest daughter licks werid stuff??
So... Here's the deal.
My blog and myself, need a Jump Start.
Use this first post of 2013, to Inspire me.
If you are from England... please tell me why, for the Love of Everything... you are even reading this small town blog? Is it a Honey Boo Boo fascination??
If you are crushin on Coach... tell me why? Do you want more Coach posts? Or are you just checkin to see if he will EVER remember garbage day?? (PS. he completely missed it 2 weeks ago...)
If you like the birthday posts... should I keep writing them? What posts are your favorites?
Ask me a question. Anything.
Comment Section a burning hot topic question for Tru Stories and family. What are you interested in? Who are your favorite characters?? What I have posted, that you just COULD NOT believe or COULD NOT get enough of?
If you are silently stalking ... Become a follower. The bloggers out West with 2 posts a week and 1500 Followers, totally baffle me.
Why don't I have a book deal?? ... maybe the World isn't interested in the sarcastic thoughts from a chick ugly enough to be called Flag Girl's boyfriend (no offense to Flag Girl's actual not ugly boyfriend..)
Seriously, this blog is drowning. I need a life raft.
Comment, Follow, Question, Inspire me...