If you see your fabulously beautiful wife
and you think,
you just can not spend one more second
basking in her Joy and falling deeper and more
madly in love with her...
If you notice your cute children,
and feel painfully annoyed with their
obedience and Chore-minding abilities...
If you wake up for work,
and are immediately bored with the idea
of surrounding yourself with co-workers
who find you mysteriously unique and clever....
Than call me...
And we will run away together.
We may not get far, as we are both extremely unfriendly and socially retarded... but it's worth a shot. Adventure, in the name of Forbidden Love.
Coach Hearts you so very much,
I doubt he would even mind.
In the words of a very wise and stable, Ke$ha..
"I Like yer Beard."
Happy Birthday, Clark.
The Offer stands for the next 48 hours.
Or, maybe longer....
8 comments:
Happy Birthday Clark!!!
When did Clark turn into a GQ model? Remember your roots Clark, your wedding picture is hanging up at mom and dads....-jealoushol
It feels so wrong that I laughed until tears steamed down my face at "Jealoushol's" comment on a post commemorating your birthday, Clark, so first let me apologize. Secondly, I'd like to extend a heartfelt "Happy birthday" to you from One Carbon Hill. I hope your day was wonderful!
Happy Birthday, Clark! I hope it was filled with Lunchboxes and Cubs wins....Even though I already know you had Lunchboxes.
I also, very much look forward to the edits of Warhol's name. It's his own blog within a blog. Today's were some of the best.
Happy Bithfsy, Clark. We are glad you joined our family. You made my day at the last relay with your comment. Thanks so much for being you. Love Gramma G
Happy birthday Clark/GQ!!!! Love Doc, #4,#5,#8
Lunchboxes?!? Happy Birthday Clark!
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