Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I Heart my Fall Diet.

Set Scene:
Coach and I are shopping.
I grab 2 of the Jumbo Value Size bags of Candy Corn.
The slightest hint of shock and disapproval registers and quickly clears on my husband's face.

Me: What? It's Fat Free.

Coach: Yes, I know.
You tell me that every year.


Me: Then, I guess there was no need for the Face.
It is practically health food.
Don't Judge.

8 comments:

Flag Girl said...

I won't judge, but its no joke that you do have serious issues with Candy corn. And from what I saw last night on the 222nd Floor, Coco is right there with you. I don't get it....Fat Free Twizzlers are way better.

Tru Stories said...

Twizzlers are amazing...Just as Coach and Clark.
BUT...
Twizzlers are summer travel food.
Candy Corn is Fall food.
Corn, Fall, Harvesting.
It is nearly a vegetable.

Unknown said...

What about fat free, low cal Oreos?

Doc said...

Never heard of fat free, low cal Oreos. I only know about double stuff.

The Mrs. said...

Candy corn. Like eating wax. Blech!

(I do heart your justification for mass consumption though!)

Anonymous said...

Add some peanuts to that candy corn, and you'll have both a protein and a vegetable in one delicious snack!!

Unknown said...

Doc, what are you saying? Are Double Stuffs not low fat, low cal?? That explains some things.

kori said...

I'm right there with you, Tru stories. And I do add peanuts to mine and M&M's!LOVE em!! :)