We don't call her Tink for nothing.

As an excellent follow up to my last post.

I ask you...
How do you make the cutest little Gap skirt, look ridiculous?

By pairing it with another, cute little Gap Skirt, thrown over your shoulders like a shawl. Of course.
And then, march yourself outside, just like wearing two skirts is the most sensible fashion statement, a girl can make.



(Belly view)

(Back view)



Coco, went for the more subdued look, of just wearing a plain white onesie, no pants, no socks, on the driveway.
Unfortunately, I can not really blame her, for the lack of clothing.

Just a few hours earlier....
Tink, dressed cute as a button, picked Lilacs to take to her (high-school sponsored) pre-school teacher, The Bride.
At first glance, this may appear sweet and innocent.
And yet....



The Bride's father, just recently moved across the street from us.
This fashion parade, took place, as he manicured his already very perfect yard. Even his garbage cans, look clean.

Tink and I both fear, it is only a matter of weeks, before this man bellows across the road...

"For God sakes, woman, can't you even pretend to try to take care of your children?!!"

And I would love to reply,

"I am doing my best, they are very spunky and eccentric children"

except, we all know...

I could probably try, just a little more.

But I had a new US magazine and Oprah was on.
A mother has to prioritize.

Until, Oprah has retired and celebrities have stopped making news, we will continue to butter up various, potential DCFS phone calls...with pretty flowers.