So it feels (to the kids) as if EVERY other child in the world, is currently flying back and forth from Disney World. We seem to be constantly discussing this.
Set Scene. In the van, after school.
Me: I saw Owen is flying to Disney today!
Tink (gazing out window): I know.
The Kid (total drama): EVERY body is going to Florida. WHY can't we fly to Florida?? You said it was too expensive but Owen has 5 people in his family!!
Me: It is expensive, the park, the plane, the hotels... it's a lot. Dad and I were thinking we really need new outside doors, wood floors in the main room and maybe a new couch. Wouldn't a new couch be fun?!
The Kid: Uggghh!! No. Nobody wants new doors and a couch. We WANT to go to Florida! ... Tink, do you want a new couch or a trip to FLORIDA??!
Tink (totally 100% serious): I want a new couch.
I start hysterically laughing because our little homebody just completely destroyed The Kid's point.
The Kid (shocked, indignant but kinda laughing): She doesn't count. She is SO WEIRD! No kid really wants a new couch!
Me: Sounds like we'll skip Florida and instead we'll take Tink couch shopping date one evening.
Tink (hand clapping): Yeah!!
The Kid (slumping in seat): She's so weird.