1 month.
Just under.
Time Spent Running on Treadmill:
0 Minutes
Time Spent Running on Street:
0 Minutes
Time Spent Walking on Either:
Cumulative, maybe 2 hours
Runner's High Experienced:
Ummm, since I have not actually run anywhere...
I guess, NaDa.
Pages Read in Marathon Book:
2 Chapters.
1- On What to Wear
1- On What to Buy
If you look good, you feel good...right?
That should cut off a few seconds, from my time.
Time Spent Discussing, the Fact that I need an IPOD:
Hours.
Certainty, an IPOD, will send my training, to a new Level:
100% certain.
Certainty, that an IPOD is actually what I should buy,
rather than a NANO or whatever the bleep the correct initials for whatever the new gadgets, are them kids are playing with:
Ummm, not certain, at all.
Purchased:
1 Sports Bra
Found on Clearance.
In Conclusion:
It appears, my body is a finely trained machine.
I may actually, want to think about scaling my training back, a touch.
Coach's Training:
Time Spent Running:
0 minutes
Except, his Softball base running.
Which is Stupid fast.
Otherwise, he is a Short Stop and that does not require running,
as much as crazy, quick movements.
Time Spent Reading Marathon Book:
As if!
Time Spent Thinking about a new pair of Shoes:
Always.
Time Spent Hysterically Laughing, after I told him, a VERY sweet, and well intentioned Girl, offered to secretly help me train, so that I may surprise Coach, by Beating Him:
He will still randomly burst into body-bending laughter, as the thought enters his head.
He will laugh again, while reading this.
Amount, we Still all Hate Him:
Lots.
Happy Training,
To those duped into this insanity.
7 comments:
I have an ipod. I do not think it is which one you get that it is important. It is how many gigabytes of memory it has. Or how many songs it will hold. I just learned how to add songs to mine. I no longer have to pay someone or beg someone to do it. So I will be able to help you. Cause I'm techno like that. I'm into the cutting edge electronics. By the way, I've been running in my head. It is going well.
You don't have an iPod yet? Really, it's life changing.
I have an Ipod Nano you can have that hold thousands of songs, its 8GB! Im sure you don't know what that means!
Your favorite....Three
Three.....you are so sweet!
Doc
Three is trying to become One.
Not to be a dork, but you can even put books on your IPod!!! That's all I listen to on mine. Also, I just got off the treadmill, and I feel like the guy in the picture. This runner's high is an urban myth.
I have a Zune, its Microsoft's version of an IPOD, I love it and use it alot, you can even download games on it and I have a few pictures on mine too. Oh and there is a clock...cuz I am always worried about the time when I am out for a relaxing walk!
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