But when the Mrs. hands the babies Oreos to:
First, dip in pool water before
Second, eating/smushing them in their mouths.
Well, then it is time to change the pool water.
Hey Grabbie!! Those poor Cherries are stretched enough, try to show a little LadyLikeSelfControl, while eating chocolate in the presence of your boyfriend. Wait until you sneak home, before consuming countless, empty calories with delirium.
Rule #1: in Mommy's Dating Handbook.
Also, if given the chance, inquire with Punkin, the fastest way to never be asked back to a pool party.
Hint:
It is not peeing or pooping, in the big pool.
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I thought for sure, after reading your blog title, there was going to be an embarrassing picture of me. Then, I was certain you were going to call me out for eating half of that cookie fed to Coco (before it was dipped and smushed). Finally, I knew you were going to embarrass Punkin, but she's used to it.
In summary, I was frightened the entire time I was reading this.
Let's hear it!!!
We needed more picture of all the cute girls.
i'm waiting......
I'm not going to guess sharting due to the poo factor, I'm going with vomit or boogers.
Doc
I showed the picture to Big Bad so he could identify the location by the tractor in the background. It was successful... now we all just need the rest of the story.
and who is Coco's BF?
Just so everyone can go on with their lives, Punkin is finally ready to talk.
She says, "I frowed up in Gwama Kafy's pool".
It was all water, ingested after her impressive cross-pool swim. Apparently someone hasn't learned how to swim with her mouth closed yet.
Punkin if you were swimming in a lake noone would be the wiser. Downside to pools. Vomit can be seen.
Me and Rule #1 go Way back!
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