Number One was laying on my floor, compulsively texting. Middle of the afternoon, hardly out of his pajamas, not showered, mostly awake.
While talking about the Dreaded 5Mile, Doc asked One if he was planning on joining us in the race.
One, barely glancing away from his phone, calmly replied, "I've had to go pee for the last 20 minutes and am too lazy to get up and walk down the hall to the bathroom. I am sure as heck not going to run 5 miles, for no reason."
He then continued to text.
Greatest reply, I have heard all week.
That boy makes sense.