I was working on my laptop, when Coach entered the room and asked (while already in the process)
"Can I change the channel??"
I respond "Sure" as I was not paying attention.
Although we have at least 275 channels, he settles on Campus PD. During this particular episode, two campus cops were trying to deliver a noise complaint to a very intoxicated college student. The student continues to argue ignorantly, a few one liners earn a little giggle from Coach.
As this stimulating episode continues, the cops eventually write the student a ticket. They are willing to simply let the student accept the ticket and go about his evening, as long as he will sign his name to the bottom of the ticket. They go back and forth for several minutes, until he finally signs his name, takes the ticket and walks back into his apartment.
During the brief closing interview, the cop shows the camera that the student did not sign his name on the signature line but instead wrote one word: Poop.
Coach erupts in laughter. "Did you see that?! He signed 'Poop'. Man... that is some funny stuff. Poop... Hilarious!"
Me: "Yep. I saw it."
30 minutes later, randomly Coach says (laughing): "Poop... How bout he signed Poop?? Funny."
One hour later: "It really doesn't get any better than that kid signing Poop. That was good stuff!"
Again... starts laughing.
So there you have it.
Coach: 30 years old, a father, husband, coach, business owner and likely my Valentine for the rest of my life.... still a 13 year old boy, at heart.