Thursday, February 16, 2012

The World Needs Better TV.

I was working on my laptop, when Coach entered the room and asked (while already in the process)
"Can I change the channel??"
I respond "Sure" as I was not paying attention.
Although we have at least 275 channels, he settles on Campus PD. During this particular episode, two campus cops were trying to deliver a noise complaint to a very intoxicated college student. The student continues to argue ignorantly, a few one liners earn a little giggle from Coach.
As this stimulating episode continues, the cops eventually write the student a ticket. They are willing to simply let the student accept the ticket and go about his evening, as long as he will sign his name to the bottom of the ticket. They go back and forth for several minutes, until he finally signs his name, takes the ticket and walks back into his apartment.
During the brief closing interview, the cop shows the camera that the student did not sign his name on the signature line but instead wrote one word: Poop.

Coach erupts in laughter. "Did you see that?! He signed 'Poop'. Man... that is some funny stuff. Poop... Hilarious!"

Me: "Yep. I saw it."

30 minutes later, randomly Coach says (laughing): "Poop... How bout he signed Poop?? Funny."

One hour later: "It really doesn't get any better than that kid signing Poop. That was good stuff!"
Again... starts laughing.

So there you have it.
Coach: 30 years old, a father, husband, coach, business owner and likely my Valentine for the rest of my life.... still a 13 year old boy, at heart.

7 comments:

The Page Turner said...

My question is, how did my work team not know about that reality TV show. We are going to need to know what network. Thanks.
I know Stormy thinks the word Poop is hilarious.

Coach said...

I can't stop laughing as I read that. I totally forgot about it. I have to remember to watch that show again.

Arizona said...

i cannot stand that word. it totally grosses me out.
it's the extra p on the end. at my house, we say poo.
gross blog.

The Mrs. said...

You introduced us to True Blood, The Walking Dead, and American Horror Story. Although our lives have suddenly taken a turn for the dark and twisted, you've not steered us wrong yet when it comes to television recommendations.

We're all caught up on AHS & TWD and waiting not-so-patiently for True Blood season 4 to be released on Netflix. I guess in the meantime we should check out this Campus PD because if it's a reality television show about college kids with juvenile senses of humor and a drinking problem? That is RIGHT up my alley.

Anonymous said...

Arizona, you need that last P to close it, otherwise it just isn't finished...then there is the whole laundry thing. -whyisittaperedhol

Tru Stories said...

Mrs.- First I am NOT encouraging people to watch Campus PD! It's just a cheap knock-off to Cops. It just so happened to be the background trigger to Coach's immaturity.

Warhol- I seriously Lol'd to your Comment.

Arizona- I'm sorry to offend thee... but it has been awhile since I blogged about Poo... and truth be told: the Poo posts are usually winners. Especially, to Coach's family.

The General said...

There is no better topic than poop.