Dear President Obama:
Thank-you...for signing Bills to increase construction through-out the country, increasing jobs for millions and helping to pull us out of a recession....
Except, could we have possibly worked one State at a time?
Dear Nebraska:
Thank-you...for posting a 75 mph speed zone.
It hardly felt like a slap in the face, during the one lane construction.
How much is Double the Fine. Really?
Dear My Mother's Ford Focus:
Thank-you...for helping carry us across the country.
Thank-you...for having a 34 miles per gallon standard during our trip.
However, could your engineers consider how to more comfortably fit a 34 inch inseam?
Dear Iowa:
Thank-you... for ending.
You were not fun.
Dear Nebraska:
Thank-you... for ending.
You were even less fun.
Dear Creepy Pyscho-ish Motel.
Thank-you... for (hopefully) not giving me Bed Bugs.
Dear Coach:
Thank-you, for providing the best moment of the trip.
After several silent miles, across Nebraska. Coach gazed out the window and calmly exclaimed....
"Cows are funny."
End Scene.
Dear Scary House Sitter:
Go ahead and make yourself comfortable. Our sanity can not possibly, make the drive back.
Dear Rocky Mountains:
Thank-you.
For making it all worth it.
3 comments:
cows are funny... and thank you for finally understanding what it took for me to drive home from des moines for the dance every year or more like the drive back while super hungover
Dryer fixed....try to do more, turns out I have an open weekend. -Asshol
so what will the big scary house keeper do to people who try to get in... go all crouching tiger hidden pigeon on us?
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