had a few very funny quotes in a recent issue of Rolling Stone. I thought I would happily share and thankfully refresh the screen away from my disgusting blister (which actually scared the woman performing my pedicure this evening. My apologies.)
Therefore...
Quotes from Zach G.
(the chubby guy from The Hangover)
-"At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?"
-"I was just reading on CNN.com that the kid that had sex with his teacher died today, from high fiving."
-"My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told him that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings."
-"It took me the longest time to realize I was a procrastinator."
-"I have a lot of growing up to do... I realized that the other day, in my fort."
-"My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying
“you go girl” to myself."
-"This country is dumb, with all this crap going on, there should be a revolution happening. I would lead it but I just bought a hammock."
Showing posts with label Magazines Are My Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Magazines Are My Books. Show all posts
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Wordly Updates: Via US Mag
A.) Ke$ha will guest star as herself, to perform her new single 'Blow' on a popular Nickelodeon series.
Proving: Obviously, I am not the only aunt in America, who finds Ke$ha's thought-provoking lyrics, appropriate for children.
B.) Quote: "At the end of your life, all the things you thought were periods, they turn out to be commas."
I refer to this segment as:
Deep Thoughts from Matthew McConaughey,
which actually seem to make sense.
Proving: Obviously, I am not the only aunt in America, who finds Ke$ha's thought-provoking lyrics, appropriate for children.
B.) Quote: "At the end of your life, all the things you thought were periods, they turn out to be commas."
I refer to this segment as:
Deep Thoughts from Matthew McConaughey,
which actually seem to make sense.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
If life was a Seesaw....
This afternoon, while training hard-core on the treadmill (laying on my couch) I was reading an issue of Newsweek (US magazine).
While absorbing a page committed to the crisis in Libya (Hot Pics on Kid's Posh Purses) I discovered Angelina Jolie's 6 yr old daughter owns a $1,295 Valentino bag.
Without a trace of dramatics, I can admit, twice each year, my belly flips a little over the extravagance of purchasing a $42 purse from JCPenny's.
If life was a seesaw,
my end feels a little unfairly heavy.
While absorbing a page committed to the crisis in Libya (Hot Pics on Kid's Posh Purses) I discovered Angelina Jolie's 6 yr old daughter owns a $1,295 Valentino bag.
Without a trace of dramatics, I can admit, twice each year, my belly flips a little over the extravagance of purchasing a $42 purse from JCPenny's.
If life was a seesaw,
my end feels a little unfairly heavy.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
A Conversation:
Between a Husband and Wife:
Me (While reading a magazine):
Did you hear Jessica Alba is pregnant?
Coach: Whoops.... Sorry. Are you mad??
Sometimes, I sorta wish, he could turn The Funny off.
Me (While reading a magazine):
Did you hear Jessica Alba is pregnant?
Coach: Whoops.... Sorry. Are you mad??
Sometimes, I sorta wish, he could turn The Funny off.
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