Cuz tonight, we's headed to da Carnie...
It's Wristband night!
Nothin says SummerFun like catching a Staff Infection!
A Reminder of a few Age Old Questions.
1. Why does a Carnival always bring out A Particular Class (WT) of people?
2. How did they come to the conclusion, that was really the most appropriate outfit to wear in a public gathering with children present?
3. Are they hiding somewhere in a group, the other 10 months of the year?
4. Are they aware, the Radio Flyer Wagon, was not actually advertised to carry:
1 child
2 dirty Dog/Mutts
1 carton of Camel Smokes
3 opened PBR's
5. How in the heck, are they even able to afford a night at the Carnival? We'll drop $75 in two hours, on Ride Tickets and Snacks. Do they spend the calender year, saving their pennies, by pinching on:
A.) All forms of Dental Hygiene
B.) Current Hair Maintenance/Upkeep (If you are naturally a dark brunette, yet desire to be blond, please commit to the monthly touch-up)
C.) Properly Fitted Clothing
D.) The purchase of any Self-Help Book outlining Acceptable Etiquette for Polite Society as NOT:
-Growling swear words in the presence of children.
-Blowing smoke wherever you may please.
-Parking yourself smack in the middle of anything.
-Walking the fair grounds with your hand in the back pocket of yer boyfriend's jeans.
-Taking your Carnival Game Prize work of felt art home and hanging said picture in your living room.
Please feel free to answer.
6 comments:
Atleast Coco will fit in!
Sometimes Uncle Chili is a jerk.
Chili is dead to me. Coco is precious. Somewhat eccentric. She is also precocious.
that sounds like a Tuesday at work
Welcome Back, Munchkin.
America was bored, without you.
I think a lot of those people are hiding out at RR Donnelleys...I think it might be a requirement to have missing teeth and be on midnights!
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