Coach: Oh, I forgot to tell you. At the Rehearsal Dinner, Tink was in one stall and I was in the next.
All of a sudden, I heard her tiny voice giggle and then say "SeCuse me. I farded." It was hilarious!
Me: She was in a Men's room stall by herself?
Coach: Yeah, I was in the one next to her.
Me: At Richards?
Coach: Yeah.
Me: What are the chances, you washed her Men's Bathroom hands, before she returned to eat dinner?
Coach: Ummm..... (very long pause).....
Would you believe, Decent to Good?
Me: No. That is disgusting.
End Scene.
9 comments:
I don't want to know any of this.
EWWW!!
I'm with Coach! How else does she build up her immunity. -Warhol
Warhol - How about vitamins for fruits & vegetables to build up her immunity!
This is Coaches daughter...it could make her very sick, is everyone willing to take that chance?
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Hey, Anonymous - lighten up. Everyone knows her hands should be washed. Yet - generations of us survived without Purcell, automatic flush and constant hand washing. Rest assured Coach got the point.
Everyone can now rest easy: during a trip to the bathroom with Punkin on during this very same event, I took three additional little girls who suddenly also had to go. Tink was among them, and I saw to it that all hands were washed thoroughly.
this made me laugh!
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