This morning Tink and I prepared to take a shower together. After we had undressed and while I was preparing the towels and shower...Tink made up a song. Words written to the tune of Beyonce's Single Ladies. Hum it in your head for a minute...
Mine butt is little, huh huh huh
You butt is big,
Mine butt is little, huh huh huh
Mommy butt is big, big, big, big, big
Mine little
You's biiiiiiggggg!
During that final line she then spanked me with both hands, cuz obviously one hand couldn't cover the girth of her song topic.
I took her abuse without a word and then silently planned my revenge. One evening, 28 years from now, I will have my grand daughter, Tink Jr, over for a slumber party. I will first butter her up with small gifts and maybe a blizzard. While she is loving her Grammy with all her little heart, I will teach Tink Jr a little song I learned a long time ago, to the tune of Beyonce's Single Ladies.
Side note: Maybe it's time to jump on the band wagon and start P90X.
2 comments:
On a shopping expedition with just Punkin yesterday, I was buckling her into her car seat as she was explaining that her face hurt. And my hand to God, she said this to me: "Mommy, my face huwts. My po po po po po face, my po po face."
Do you think they call each other to come up with these things when we're not paying attention?
do it!!!!
the amount of energy I have after I do an entire dvd is ridiculous, the other night I felt like I could've run 5 miles (so don't do it late at night b/c i definitely didn't sleep that night)
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