2. Speaking of Best Dress:
If I could have hired a designer to create a specific look for the Masquerade Ball, it would have been this-
Seriously, it's like this dress was MADE for my mask!! Except, it was made for her... because I'm a nobody.
3. Billy Crystal's Face:
Botox? Face lift? Microdermabrasion gone awry on an epic face-freezing level??
4. Hey Nominee Jonah Hill- Remember when we hung out in N'Orleans?? Congrats on the movie, BFF.
5. I don't care if Angelina looks amazing in red lipstick... she is easily 15 pounds tragically underweight and looks like her head was super-imposed on a meth-head's body.
The Best Funny Moment of the Show??
The random male award winner who spontaneously imitated Angelina's ridiculous stance.
I'm always.. "Team J Aniston Fo Life!"
Kristy's Kreations: Make me a shirt.
6. Most Eye-opening moment:
The realization, I am barely more mature than Coach ... about an hour into the Academy Awards I texted this exact message to my mother:
"They're confirming online that JLo slipped nip"
I'm not proud.
Seriously JLo, we know you're hot. We all get it. But you're in your 40's. You have children. Cover em up.
Otherwise, pretty boring show.
With the exception of Meryl winning!
JLo- Meryl is class. Take notes.
6 comments:
I refuse to watch The Artist. You cannot win an Oscar for not speaking in 2012. Ridiculous! George was robbed!! Robbed I say.
The is it aereola or isn't it, one of our great Oscar conversations.
I might have to censor this Comment section.
I'm not sure we use THAT word.
My mother needs a 6 second delay.
Isn't that some sort of flower? cantbelieveIhaveacommentonTHISbloghol
In what world is "slipped nip" on your blog for everyone to read, better than my comment! People have to work to see the comments.
Agree that Meryl is amazing!
Not sure if I agree with the Page Turner saying any of those words.
JLo is not a good enough actress to "cover em up." Let the girls out!
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