Dear Tom Brady:

What must it be like, to have the hand of God, reach down and declare "This boy shall be Golden"?
I mean, really was it not enough...
that you are a professional Quarterback?
Or tall and fairly attractive?
That you had one already very beautiful Baby's Mama and then traded her up for
The Most Beautiful Super Model in the Entire World?
Who Models for Victoria's Secret.
Speaks 3 languages and is from Brazil (enough said)?
AND those Mama's pop out a couple of very cute little sons. Who will also be tall and attractive.
And probably professional athletes.
And those Baby's Mamas are still super hot.
Oh... and you are all billionaires.
With lavish homes across the globe.
Adding insult to injury... you went and grew hair.
Lots of hair. Donating to the children kind of hair.

So really, would throwing One interception been too much to ask? You nearly did several times. Green Bay barely allowed you to touch the ball.
And still...
You actually continued to set records for consecutive games without an interception.
Super Awesome for you.
Because your life needed to really keep on keepin on, getting better.

And we certainly did not need a new TV or Toilet.
I mean who cares about $750, right Tom Brady?


Label:
Coach lost his Fantasy League by 1 point.
Continuing his life long-running streak of being
'The Greatest Guy to almost finish anything Big'.