To Whom It May Concern:

Or.. specifically those who have received an Invite...
(via cute Shutterfly card or Facebook)

By now, you have received your exclusive invite to the Four Year Old Birthday party of the year. (Or at least the month of October...or actually, that particular weekend, as many others will quickly follow.) It appears my Tink, fancies herself a bit of a Party Planner. She has been preparing the intricate details of her event for months. Seriously, months.
One guess. Her desired theme??
Surprise! Tinkerbell.



The simplicity ends there.
Her plans exceed pink cupcakes and Tinkerbell wrapping paper.
The Girl, has ideas...

Tinkerbell's Rules for her Tinkerbell Party:

1. You may have noticed, the invite was intended for females only. This was slightly awkward, while addressing the card to poor, poor Flag Girl and CT. You Ladies, are on your own. Tink has dubbed this party "Girl's Only". Absolutely, "NO Boyds. All ob Da Boyds haf to go to Da Willy's." (Honestly, that was her 'UnCoached by Coach' response.) If you are an Uncle, Grandfather or Male who finds her amusing... Please send your regards to Tink, via Text Message.
(Or at the RootBeerFloat Party at Aunt Flag Girl's the following evening. Oh hey, Flag Girl, by the way...)

2. All invitees are encouraged to arrive dressed as fairies... (please, resist the jokes on how her brother would fit in perfectly.) This includes girls of all ages. Although, wounded parties such as Grammy and Grandma were told 'She guessed they were girls, too.' Feel free to choose a wardrobe sprinkled with wings, glitter, Fairy pictures or quotes... the more glam, the better. (again, resist the jokes.)

3. While choosing said attire, please prepare for pixie dust showers, fairy wing face painting and glitter fingernail polish. All Children must properly sparkle before entering The Main Event.

4. After Fairy prepping, we will escort our party to the Tinkerbell Wonderland (Otherwise known as Coach's junky garage, with Christmas Lights sporadically hanging off nails.) Where we will showcase the new Tinkerbell Mobie "The Great Fairy Rescue". Very recently released and yet, viewed in this home a minimum 742 times. Give or take, a couple.

5. If you were to ask Princess, what she would like for her birthday. She will answer "Tinkerbell Stubf". This would include but is not limited too:
Tinkerbell shirts, shoes, panties or pajamas.
Tinkerbell toys, dolls, blankets, books or pencils.
You get the idea.
Her clothing size: Small. Very, very small.
If you absolutely, are unable to locate a Tinkerbell item, she would not be opposed to anything falling under the category of:
"Pink Sparkle Fairy Rockstar Avril Style."
Or... a card with $5 is totally fine...

6. This Party is not all Give, Give, Give. You will take home a rounded belly, filled with a Tink Requested Janet's cake, delivered with Love by Aunt Doc.
Oh, Shut Up! She might have requested it, if I had given her a chance! Get off my back.

In Conclusion, we would like to pre-thank-you, for attending The Social Event. Sometime immediately following Baby #3, my Thank-you card writing skills rode off into the Sunset.
Therefore,
"In case we forget to tell you later,
we had a really good time tonight."

Name that movie...