So, what are you doing, this Week-end?

This is Memorial Day/Graduation Weekend.
Thus far, we have been invited to Eight parties.
We are extremely honored and humbled that you would like us to be a part of your day.

(When using terms like 'We' and 'Us'...
I am completely aware, you have actually invited ....
First: Coach
Next: His super cute children
And Last: His tag-a-long wife)



Again, we are honored and will do our very best to attend a bit of each and every party. Your accomplishment, is worth celebrating.

That all said, I feel I must place a Warning label or disclaimer on our RSVP.

Yes, we will happily attend.
Yes, we are proud of your achievement.
Yes, Coach is honored you invited him.

But,
Warning...

Being superflyawesome,
does not pay as well as one may think.

Surprisingly.

Please, be aware, while opening the card.

Note to self:
Remember, to purchase Graduation cards on clearance, each June....
for the rest of our lives.